Title: "The Mayo Manifesto"

The episode opens with Jerry and George sitting in Monk's Cafe discussing their lunch plans. Jerry suggests ordering a sandwich, but George expresses his disgust for mayonnaise.

Jerry: "What's wrong with mayo?"

George: "It's just so slimy and gross. I can't stand it."

Jerry: "But it's a sandwich staple. How can you hate mayo?"

George: "I just do, okay? It's a personal thing."

As the episode progresses, George's hatred for mayo becomes more and more apparent. He refuses to eat at any restaurant that serves mayo, and even goes as far as to bring his own condiments to work to avoid it.

One day, George finds out that his boss, Mr. Steinbrenner, is having a big business lunch and has ordered sandwiches for the whole office. George panics when he realizes that the sandwiches will be loaded with mayo.

George: "I can't believe this. I'm going to be stuck in a room with mayo sandwiches and there's nothing I can do about it."

Jerry: "Why don't you just pick the mayo off?"

George: "That's like saying I should just pick the cancer off. Mayo is a disease and it needs to be eliminated."

At the business lunch, George tries his best to avoid the mayo sandwiches, but inevitably ends up getting some on his hands. In a moment of desperation, he wipes his hands on Mr. Steinbrenner's suit, ruining it.

Mr. Steinbrenner: "George, what the hell? This is a three thousand dollar suit!"

George: "I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. Mayo makes me lose control."

In the end, George gets fired from his job, but finds solace in the fact that he'll never have to deal with mayo again.

Jerry: "Well, at least you can take comfort in the fact that you'll never have to deal with mayo again."

George: "Yeah, I guess that's one silver lining."

The episode ends with George and Jerry sitting in Monk's Cafe, where George orders a sandwich without mayo.

Jerry: "Looks like you've finally found peace with mayo."

George: "I'll never be at peace with mayo. I'll just have to learn to live without it."